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[embersandashes]

On Lisa's world, the United States has started to become obsessed with choosing their next leader. Mobs stand out in front of public buildings waving signs, the candidates go on television to insult and yell at each other, and for some reason, the only people considered seem to be men.

I don't think I'm ever going to stop preferring monarchies. They're so much less messy.

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[embersandashes]

My experience with gods hasn't been good.

[sandinmyboots]

I'll do my best to improve your opinion of us! Because I am the best god!

[embersandashes]

But you're not a real god, are you?

[sandinmyboots]

I'm real enough. When you cut me, do I not bleed?

[embersandashes]

People who aren't gods bleed too.

[sandinmyboots]

Well, I may be pixels and ink some of the time, but I'm here now. Isn't that enough?

[embersandashes]

... I didn't mean "not real" in the sense of your ridiculous idea that you're fictional. I didn't think you were a real god because I thought you were human; mortal.

[sandinmyboots]

Didn't many of the Earth gods start off as mortals, like Hercules and Buddha?

[embersandashes]

I don't know who they are.

[sandinmyboots]

Go hit up the wikipedia! Or do I need to do it for you?

[embersandashes]

Maybe I'm not interested enough to.

[sandinmyboots]

You're no fun...

[embersandashes]

Some have said that.

[sandinmyboots]

Because it's true.

[embersandashes]

The last person who said that was three years old.